I'll keep this short, for now. Starting December 1st, I'll be posting a series of Star Wars memories, starting all the way back to 1977 and moving forward from there. I'll update the blog every day until The Force Awakens premieres. Why? I don't know. I just thought you'd be interested. Maybe you'll want to share some of your own Star Wars memories, too.
Besides, this sure beats a three-peat of my Award-Winning, Internationally Famous Essay, "Keep Your Nuts to Yourself." On that, I think we can all agree. However, you may be looking for my Holiday Survival Guide and it can be found here: The Finn's Wake Holiday Survival Guide. Okay, that's it for now. See you in two days, and May the Force Be With You.