I know I haven't posted anything in months, but I can explain myself: I've been writing my ass off. It's funny but I've never been able to balance out the blogging (which, weirdly, I'm not getting paid for) with writing assignments that actually bring me a paycheck. It seems I can do one or the other, but not both.
I resolve to work on that in 2013. But I'm getting ahead of myself.
Despite this year just sucking for personal bad news, friends' bad news, and in general bad news, I got a lot done and really pushed myself in terms of promoting me as a writer. That turned into a lot of writing assignments, everything from commercial website writing to landing a gig as the Fruit Ninja writer for Ape Entertainment. I got to work on some long-time dream projects, placed some short stories and articles into some anthologies, and entertained my usual bewildering array of interesting offers, all of which I said "yes" to, in the hopes that they came to pass. They haven't yet, but you never know.
I'm going to try and build on that momentum for 2013. My convention schedule is aggressively full right now and includes a trip to San Diego, Washington D.C., Rochester, Minnesota, and San Antonio, Texas. And that's not the half of it.
For now, I've got a few days left on 2012. I intend to spend it cooking, writing, and resting. It's a big year coming up. All of the Apocalypses (apocalypsi?) are behind us now. There's nothing left but to play the cards we are dealt. I fully intend to rake the pot in for myself.
Hope you all have a safe and prosperous New Year. I'll see you after Elvis' Birthday!
I'm an Author, Playwright, Creative Consultant, Raconteur, Ne'er-Do-Well, Earth Rooster and a Primate. Probably not in that order.
Saturday, December 29, 2012
Sunday, October 14, 2012
Our Political Climate: Elvis Clones, Area 51 and the Necronomicon
In the days of my misspent youth, I was fascinated with
conspiracy theories. My first, and favorite, was of course, Area 51 and the
Roswell UFO crash. After all, I was a child of the seventies and space was
on every kid’s brain. UFOs and governmental cover-ups found their way into all
of the popular television shows of the day. Where do you think Mork and Mindy came from?
I was too young to hear about the faked moon
landing conspiracy theory that eventually found its way into that great
O.J. Simpson vehicle, Capricorn One.
It’s probably just as well. Whatever marginal entertainment value the idea of a
faked space program contained, there was just too much facts, evidence, and
truth to give it much credence. I think
that’s part of what makes a good conspiracy theory. There has to be a lot of
interesting coincidences, or incidents that can’t be explained, or questions
that have no answers, in order to be really compelling.
Monday, September 17, 2012
My FenCon Schedule and Why You Should Care
This is my first appearance at FenCon IX this year and I am really happy to be attending as a regional guest. This year I really expanded my "local show footprint" to include some shows that have asked me to attend before, but I was unable to due to other commitments, time, funding issues, etc.
If you've never been to FenCon, and you live in the Dallas/Fort Worth area, click on the link above and consider coming out for it. There's a good group of folks running it, and a nice, wide spread of guests, so there really is something for everyone.
The other reason why you should come out is pure selfishness on my part: I want to see you. I have so many friends in the Metroplex area that I never get to visit with. Even if you just come hang out at the bar, I would love to be your evening's entertainment. So, think about it. And hey, while we're on the subject, here's my panel schedule, below:
*Brunch With Barbarians* is actually my reading slot and Heroic Fantasy Quarterly editor Adrian Simmons' reading slot mooshed together to make one hour long happening. We'll have food and drink for anyone who wants to come listen to our readings from Noon to 1 PM on Saturday. That's right, we're THOSE guys.
If you've never been to FenCon, and you live in the Dallas/Fort Worth area, click on the link above and consider coming out for it. There's a good group of folks running it, and a nice, wide spread of guests, so there really is something for everyone.
The other reason why you should come out is pure selfishness on my part: I want to see you. I have so many friends in the Metroplex area that I never get to visit with. Even if you just come hang out at the bar, I would love to be your evening's entertainment. So, think about it. And hey, while we're on the subject, here's my panel schedule, below:
The Future of Comics
Friday 8:00 PM Addison Lecture Hall |
FenCon Squares
Saturday 10:00 AM Trinity I - IV |
Autographs
Saturday 11:00 AM Gallery |
Reading
*Brunch With Barbarians!* (See Below) Saturday 12:00 PM Pecan |
Sherlock v Holmes
Saturday 1:00 PM Red Oak |
WTF, Zombies?!?
Saturday 7:00 PM Pecan |
50 Years of Web-Spinning & Smashing
Saturday 8:00 PM Live Oak |
80 Years of Conan
Sunday 2:00 PM Addison Lecture Hall |
But It's Funny!
Sunday 3:00 PM Red Oak |
*Brunch With Barbarians* is actually my reading slot and Heroic Fantasy Quarterly editor Adrian Simmons' reading slot mooshed together to make one hour long happening. We'll have food and drink for anyone who wants to come listen to our readings from Noon to 1 PM on Saturday. That's right, we're THOSE guys.
Monday, September 10, 2012
My Political History
Author's Note: This is the beginning of an exploration of my political beliefs. They are mine, and it took me 38 years to figure them out. You may feel inclined to comment on them, or even ask questions, and I would encourage you to do so, provided that you: (a.) avoid the trap of name calling and absolutes, and (b.) write those comments as if we're having a discussion. If you think I've grossly overshot and missed the point, then by all means, let's talk about it. But if you think I'm wrong because I don't see it your exact way, then frankly, I don't want to hear it. I'll do you the same courtesy of not trying to tip your sacred cows, as well. Remember: you can't reason someone out of a position that they did not reason themselves into in the first place. With all that said, if you're interested in what I have to say, then press on!
Saturday, September 1, 2012
VanderMeer's Weirdness and the Lovecraftian Zeitgeist
I just read an excellent post by New Weird champion Jeff VanderMeer regarding the pervasive and clinging influence of H.P. Lovecraft's fiction on the modern Weird Tale. It's a thoughtful post, and I recommend you check it out. Jeff made several good points that I want to speak to. Lovecraft was recently (and perhaps rightly) canonized into the American Literary pantheon, where he joins fellow pulp author Dashiell Hammett and Raymond Chandler, among others. With this indoctrination came a flurry of critics and reviewers who took gleeful aim at Lovecraft's exposed backside and planted their boots firmly. Call him a racist, sure, but it doesn't stop him from being widely read, nor from joining the ranks of authors that includes Jack London. Most people--make that, most free thinking people--are able to contextualize what they read and account for situations and language that are outside of our modern experience. Were that not the case, we'd never get through Heart of Darkness. Or Huckleberry Finn. And I don't see those books coming down off of the Classics wall, either.
So, Lovecraft is here to stay. But what are we really getting for our money? I'll tell you what we're not getting. We're not getting his writing style (like we did with, say, Raymond Chandler). We're not getting his driving, rhythmic prose (Lovecraft was more interested in a pile-up of words to create a sense of dread). We're sure not getting any kind of enlightened or original thinking regarding, um, anyone not a white Anglo-Saxon protestant. So, what's left?
We get Cthulhu. That's the takeaway for most people. And honestly, it's really the only thing worth taking. Subtract the Cthulhu Mythos from Lovecraft's corpus, and what's left? "From Beyond," "Herbert West: Reanimator," and a handful of Dreamlands books that owe more to Lord Dunsany than anything else.
The Cthulhu Mythos is Lovecraft's invented mythology of vast, mathematically improbable aliens who are locked in an eons-old struggle for supremacy, and who are so unfathomable to humanity that the more we find out about them, the more we realize we're not the center of the universe, and thus the more we go insane. It's this idea that make Lovecraft ideal reading for any teenager with entitlement issues. What could be scarier for a fifteen year old but to learn that the world doesn't revolve around them?
But it's become much more, and thus, a lot less, than that. For all of the other Mythos stories that Lovecraft wrote, the eponymous Cthulhu rules the roost. He (it) was the subject of only one story, "The Call of Cthulhu," but that story has torn free of his wood pulp tomb and taken on a ubiquity that would make Justin Bieber envious.
Cthulhu has become a self-generating meme, a thought bomb that infects all aspect of popular culture as generic symbol of ultimate evil. And the stuff you can buy to show that you're in on the joke is too numerous to mention: dice bags, t-shirts, glassware, ski masks, books, games, comics, music, stickers, and so much more. It's enough to make you go crazy. Yeah, I went there.
I know that the vast proliferation of Cthulhu merchandise out there really chaps S.T. Joshi's ass; here's a guy who campaigned for over a decade to bring Lovecraft's work into an academic and more respectable light. Imagine how he feels whenever he sees a pair of Cthulhu house slippers at a convention. Or the eleven-thousandth bumper sticker that says "Cthulhu 2012: Why Vote For the Lesser of Two Evils?" A slogan, by the way, that has been around at least since 1988. I know because I had that bumper sticker on my Volkswagon Beetle. What scared the hell out of a generation of authors and readers is now a throwaway joke. No, worse, it's the punchline to a throwaway joke.
I think I know exactly where Jeff is coming from in his article--maybe not so much from pop culture and a little more towards reading and writing. He writes:
The shadow of Lovecraft blots out and renders invisible so many better and more interesting writers. The point isn’t to reject Lovecraft, but to see Lovecraft with clear eyes and to acknowledge that weird fiction should not and simply cannot begin and end with one vision, created by a man who passed away in 1937.
And he's 100% correct. I think just about everyone went through, or will go through, a Lovecraft phase. I think it's somewhat necessary, because so much of Lovecraft has permeated the pool of influences. How much of it sticks on you, and what you make of it, of course will vary greatly. What made those initial stories so revolutionary was the fact that no one else in the 1920s and 1930s, with the possible exception of Harry Stephen Keeler, was thinking the way Lovecraft was thinking. Those stories took us to a place in Lovecraft's head space that was creepy and frightening to visit. I think that's a defining characteristic of what comprises a weird tale--it's getting into a head space, or the nexus of two seemingly incongruous trains of thought, and watching them blow up into one another.
There's a literary term that is bandied about in the Texas SF/F community: Texas Weird. It signifies that, without exception, we're going somewhere that no one else thought to go to because we're not in the same head space as the author. This applies whether you're reading Scott Cupp, or William Browning Spencer, or Joe Lansdale.
I know there's other examples galore. I merely used Texas Weird because it was close at hand. Reliance on Lovecraft as one of the ping pong balls in the giant metal bingo hopper of your imagination is fine. When you start using this formula:
Then you have lost the fight already. This is tired thinking and it was played out when Lovecraft was still alive. He lived to actually interact with and indulge his pastichers. Hell, he encouraged them. The only one of his correspondents who actually got the substance of what Lovecraft was trying to do was Robert E. Howard in his story, "The Black Stone," and Lovecraft said so himself. Everyone else copied the plot points and changed the names like a Great Old Ones Mad Libs game. And yes, I'm talking about Robert Bloch, August Derleth, Frank Belknap Long, and so many of the other writers on Lovecraft's Christmas card mailing list.
But that's not the problem, not any more. The problem is that Cthulhu Mythos fiction has become its own genre. Think about it. There are rules, expectations, conventions. We expect certain things to happen, and they do. It's sad, really, when you think about it.
Jeff also wrote:
Part of moving past Lovecraft’s influence is also to acknowledge that his definition of “the weird” isn’t as applicable to modern weird — that, in essence, we need a new manifesto, even if it is a fragmented and various one: a kind of anti-manifesto in that the need here is to explore the boundaries, the interstices, as well as the center.
I think it's pretty easy to come up with a non-Lovecraftian weird tale canon that includes him as one of the many authors who contributed over the years. Certain stories from my dim and distant past come instantly to mind. Stephen King's "Lawnmower Man," for example, really disturbed me when I first read it. So did Clive Barker's "New Murders in the Rue Morgue." Both of these shorts take a very left of center approach and when you get to the reveal, you never see it coming. They are, in a sense, traditional horror stories, if you look at them as a series of beats. But their content is what makes them so weird.
Of course, your mileage will vary on the above, but I know you can think of other examples where you read the story and it was just so foreign and so obvious an idea at the same time that it literally bounced around in your head for a while. That's what good weird fiction should do. Kelly Link does it, and does it well. So does Jeff. There are a number of modern-day practitioners of the weird tale, and so many more waiting to take a shot. But as long as people are making and buying Cthulhu plushies, this will be an uphill battle.
So, Lovecraft is here to stay. But what are we really getting for our money? I'll tell you what we're not getting. We're not getting his writing style (like we did with, say, Raymond Chandler). We're not getting his driving, rhythmic prose (Lovecraft was more interested in a pile-up of words to create a sense of dread). We're sure not getting any kind of enlightened or original thinking regarding, um, anyone not a white Anglo-Saxon protestant. So, what's left?
We get Cthulhu. That's the takeaway for most people. And honestly, it's really the only thing worth taking. Subtract the Cthulhu Mythos from Lovecraft's corpus, and what's left? "From Beyond," "Herbert West: Reanimator," and a handful of Dreamlands books that owe more to Lord Dunsany than anything else.
The Cthulhu Mythos is Lovecraft's invented mythology of vast, mathematically improbable aliens who are locked in an eons-old struggle for supremacy, and who are so unfathomable to humanity that the more we find out about them, the more we realize we're not the center of the universe, and thus the more we go insane. It's this idea that make Lovecraft ideal reading for any teenager with entitlement issues. What could be scarier for a fifteen year old but to learn that the world doesn't revolve around them?
But it's become much more, and thus, a lot less, than that. For all of the other Mythos stories that Lovecraft wrote, the eponymous Cthulhu rules the roost. He (it) was the subject of only one story, "The Call of Cthulhu," but that story has torn free of his wood pulp tomb and taken on a ubiquity that would make Justin Bieber envious.
Cthulhu has become a self-generating meme, a thought bomb that infects all aspect of popular culture as generic symbol of ultimate evil. And the stuff you can buy to show that you're in on the joke is too numerous to mention: dice bags, t-shirts, glassware, ski masks, books, games, comics, music, stickers, and so much more. It's enough to make you go crazy. Yeah, I went there.
I know that the vast proliferation of Cthulhu merchandise out there really chaps S.T. Joshi's ass; here's a guy who campaigned for over a decade to bring Lovecraft's work into an academic and more respectable light. Imagine how he feels whenever he sees a pair of Cthulhu house slippers at a convention. Or the eleven-thousandth bumper sticker that says "Cthulhu 2012: Why Vote For the Lesser of Two Evils?" A slogan, by the way, that has been around at least since 1988. I know because I had that bumper sticker on my Volkswagon Beetle. What scared the hell out of a generation of authors and readers is now a throwaway joke. No, worse, it's the punchline to a throwaway joke.
I think I know exactly where Jeff is coming from in his article--maybe not so much from pop culture and a little more towards reading and writing. He writes:
The shadow of Lovecraft blots out and renders invisible so many better and more interesting writers. The point isn’t to reject Lovecraft, but to see Lovecraft with clear eyes and to acknowledge that weird fiction should not and simply cannot begin and end with one vision, created by a man who passed away in 1937.
And he's 100% correct. I think just about everyone went through, or will go through, a Lovecraft phase. I think it's somewhat necessary, because so much of Lovecraft has permeated the pool of influences. How much of it sticks on you, and what you make of it, of course will vary greatly. What made those initial stories so revolutionary was the fact that no one else in the 1920s and 1930s, with the possible exception of Harry Stephen Keeler, was thinking the way Lovecraft was thinking. Those stories took us to a place in Lovecraft's head space that was creepy and frightening to visit. I think that's a defining characteristic of what comprises a weird tale--it's getting into a head space, or the nexus of two seemingly incongruous trains of thought, and watching them blow up into one another.
There's a literary term that is bandied about in the Texas SF/F community: Texas Weird. It signifies that, without exception, we're going somewhere that no one else thought to go to because we're not in the same head space as the author. This applies whether you're reading Scott Cupp, or William Browning Spencer, or Joe Lansdale.
I know there's other examples galore. I merely used Texas Weird because it was close at hand. Reliance on Lovecraft as one of the ping pong balls in the giant metal bingo hopper of your imagination is fine. When you start using this formula:
Nerdy Bookish Guy + Strange Old Tome x monster with unpronounceable name /
Guy goes nuts = cornball ending
Then you have lost the fight already. This is tired thinking and it was played out when Lovecraft was still alive. He lived to actually interact with and indulge his pastichers. Hell, he encouraged them. The only one of his correspondents who actually got the substance of what Lovecraft was trying to do was Robert E. Howard in his story, "The Black Stone," and Lovecraft said so himself. Everyone else copied the plot points and changed the names like a Great Old Ones Mad Libs game. And yes, I'm talking about Robert Bloch, August Derleth, Frank Belknap Long, and so many of the other writers on Lovecraft's Christmas card mailing list.
But that's not the problem, not any more. The problem is that Cthulhu Mythos fiction has become its own genre. Think about it. There are rules, expectations, conventions. We expect certain things to happen, and they do. It's sad, really, when you think about it.
Jeff also wrote:
Part of moving past Lovecraft’s influence is also to acknowledge that his definition of “the weird” isn’t as applicable to modern weird — that, in essence, we need a new manifesto, even if it is a fragmented and various one: a kind of anti-manifesto in that the need here is to explore the boundaries, the interstices, as well as the center.
I think it's pretty easy to come up with a non-Lovecraftian weird tale canon that includes him as one of the many authors who contributed over the years. Certain stories from my dim and distant past come instantly to mind. Stephen King's "Lawnmower Man," for example, really disturbed me when I first read it. So did Clive Barker's "New Murders in the Rue Morgue." Both of these shorts take a very left of center approach and when you get to the reveal, you never see it coming. They are, in a sense, traditional horror stories, if you look at them as a series of beats. But their content is what makes them so weird.
Of course, your mileage will vary on the above, but I know you can think of other examples where you read the story and it was just so foreign and so obvious an idea at the same time that it literally bounced around in your head for a while. That's what good weird fiction should do. Kelly Link does it, and does it well. So does Jeff. There are a number of modern-day practitioners of the weird tale, and so many more waiting to take a shot. But as long as people are making and buying Cthulhu plushies, this will be an uphill battle.
Saturday, August 25, 2012
Living with Women: Bathoom Time
If you should hear in the upcoming weeks about me being found dead on the toilet, and authorities are baffled as to what might have killed me, I want you to copy and paste this article into the Crimestoppers tip line and pick up a quick hundred bucks. It'll be my parting gift to you, and it will also allow my spirit to rest from beyond the pale, with you having solved the mystery of my toilet death.
The following is a true story:
My home is entangled with estrogen. My wife is a woman. Our niece, currently living in the guest bedroom, is a woman. My dog is a teenage girl. The Bunker of Love is literally festooned with womanly accoutrements. Chief among them are candles. This is closely followed by scented oils and a tinderbox worth of incense. These things are deployed swiftly and often, usually shortly after I walk in the door from a day of running around and being sweaty.
The following is a true story:
My home is entangled with estrogen. My wife is a woman. Our niece, currently living in the guest bedroom, is a woman. My dog is a teenage girl. The Bunker of Love is literally festooned with womanly accoutrements. Chief among them are candles. This is closely followed by scented oils and a tinderbox worth of incense. These things are deployed swiftly and often, usually shortly after I walk in the door from a day of running around and being sweaty.
Monday, August 20, 2012
Strange Days, Indeed...
What a weird-ass day.
Mondays usually stink on ice to begin with, but there must be something going around. It's as if, in response to the mild relief from the heat wave we've been under in Texas, someone cranked up the crazy to eleven instead.
Mondays usually stink on ice to begin with, but there must be something going around. It's as if, in response to the mild relief from the heat wave we've been under in Texas, someone cranked up the crazy to eleven instead.
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
Walking With Blinders Through The Last Book Sale, part 4
In case you missed them, here's Part 1 Part 2 and Part 3
The auction as seen from my seat. |
Saturday started with a potato, egg and bean burrito
breakfast and a frantic drive into Archer
City, slightly faster
than the law allowed. Cathy was riding shotgun with me this time, to help keep
me in check, and also to look over out a few shelves that we both agreed would
be great to have...if the price was right.
Which, it turned out, it most definitely wasn’t. All that
was left of the Booked Up stock was art and history, fiction and poetry, and
some misc. collecting books, and four crummy shelves of science fiction, and
the like. We had a cuckoo idea that the big, oversized art books would just go
zipping out the door for the minimum cost. Heh. Yeah. That didn’t happen.
As soon as the bidding opened up, the numbers were popping.
The auctioneer was surprised when the shelves started selling for between $300
and $500 a lot. Well out of our price range, no matter how good the value was.
And it was a steal. But I had a strategy up my sleeve.
I paid attention to the lots that I wanted, and I wrote down
the titles of the books on those shelves that interested me. Then, when the
shelves sold, I pulled the buyer aside and asked, “Are you a dealer?” The
answer was always “yes.” I then told them all what I wanted was a few books off
of X shelf, and would they be interested in selling them to me? The answer was
always “hell yes.” So I wrote down the lot number, the book title, and even the
price I’d pay for the books, with instructions to contact me after the auction.
It was genius. And it worked like a charm.
I passed out six or eight of my business cards, and passed
notes back and forth like a naughty fourth grader, all throughout Friday and
Saturday. If they all bear fruit, I’ll probably end up spending at least a
couple hundred bucks on single tomes in the next four to six weeks. This was
useful not only for me but for Cathy as well. She hates to lose out on auction
bids, and this was a nice consolation prize for her.
Larry, talking about The Last Picture Show. |
Throughout all of the goings on, both during the preview
week and the auction itself, there was a constant refrain of “Where’s Larry?”
usually uttered in a sibilant half-whisper. I’d seen him several times, usually
in passing, and always looking a little freaked out by the enormity of what
he’d set in motion. On Friday and Saturday, he was positively beset on all
sides by a clutch of reporters, hovering around him like horseflies. You could
just look at his face and see that it made him uncomfortable, so he did as any
right-thinking Texan would do when confounded by flies; he stayed in motion.
Larry flitted, in and out, back and forth, for two days
straight, never staying long, and only occasionally sitting down. I think it
was equal parts survival and curiosity, but I have to tell you, he looked
tired. He had a heart attack in January of this year, and that will take its
toll on you. But I could see it on him, this kind of weariness. It made me
wonder if there was another reason for The Last Book Sale. Suddenly, the title
took on a morbid connotation. Was this Larry’s way of handing us twenty dollars
as we were on our way to Mexico?
Had he finally become Sam the Lion?
No. Throughout the weekend, everyone was assured that the
main store, Booked Up #1, would remain open, its stock on hand for perusal for
anyone curious or with a taste for the good stuff. Larry himself spent a lot of
time in Booked Up #1, when he wasn’t being hounded by reporters or folks
wanting an interview, or a photograph, or—of all things—a signature.
More than one person, perhaps sensing my Inner Texan, or
maybe hearing me speak with familiarity about the town and the operation, asked
me where Larry was. They always explained that they just wanted to ask him
about X or Y, or they needed a photograph, or wanted blah blah blah. I was
cautious in pointing him out to these people. The majority of them weren’t
bidding on the auction. As such, I felt they had little claim to his time.
Listen to me, like I’m his press secretary or something. I sent only one guy
over to Larry, a professional photographer who assured me he would be
unobtrusive.
I did this partially to ease the pressure on the man, but
also because in my tenure as a Booked Up customer, I learned early on that when
Larry was in the house, he was not “the Pulitzer Prize-winning author of Lonesome Dove and The Last Picture Show.” He was Larry the bookman. Different guy
altogether. If you had a question about stock, or what he just bought, or how
often he comes across Dell map backs, or the value of Frank J. Dobie books, or
anything else along those lines, you could have a great and interesting
conversation with the man. But come at him, head bowed, tattered copy of Lonesome Dove in hand, murmuring,
“Mister McMurtry, your book meant so much to me...” and he had no time nor use
for you. I know, for I saw it first hand one day during an early visit.
Looking around at the inadvertent circus he’d created, I
know he was cringing inside at what he had wrought. So I endeavored, in my own
tiny way, to take some of the pressure off of him, as much as I could. Just my
little way of saying “Thank You” to the guy who wrote Cadillac Jack. As it turned out, Larry was on his best behavior
that weekend. He was tired, of course, but he was very gracious about
interviews, photos, and even a few autographs.
I noticed that most people who needed any of the above were quick to get
in and get out, in deference to his health and his legendary temperament.
The wall outside of Booked Up #4. |
The oversized art and design books went for way more than we
could spend, so I sent Cathy off to write down the titles of what she really
wanted, the better to make a side deal with the winner. I cooled my heels
listening to the history books sell for cheap, or a lot, depending on what
country was being auctioned off. The Chinese history books, for example, were
out of my price range, so I made a side deal with one of the winners, a woman
I’d been previously chatting with about the sale and my interest in same. She
was amendable to selling me the one book I really wanted, and so I took great
pains to explain to her, via notes, that I was a collector of the author,
Robert Van Gulik, a former ambassador to China, who wrote a series of mystery
novels set in historic China featuring Judge Dee, a clever court official who
throws the cold light of reason upon seemingly supernatural occurrences. She
seemed baffled and a little put out until I told her that the name of the book
was The Sex Life of China, by Robert
Van Gulik. I included the parenthetical note, “Don’t Judge Me!” to let her know
that this wasn’t some weird pick up line, and thankfully, she got the message
loud and clear.
The last big section to sell was the fiction section, and
both me and the auctioneer were stunned when the minimum bids weren’t even enough
to tantalize people into picking up stock. I had one shelf earmarked, full of
Jim Crace books that I didn’t own, which were worth more than fifty dollars all
by themselves. No one else wanted it, so I bid on that lot and picked it up,
happy as a really happy thing that is happy.
From fiction, looking into history and beyond. Booked Up #2. |
It was weird. This was fiction. I would have thought that it
would be the section to go for the most. In fact, some shelves did go for a
couple hundred bucks, but it was impossible to know what they were fighting
over. In previous trips, I’ve bought Thorne Smith and Damon Runyan books for
thirty and forty bucks a piece. There’s always a hidden gem here or there in
the fiction shelves, and I never passed them up on any of my trips. Oh well. I
noticed other collectors doing the same thing I had, buying a section or two,
just because, and grinning when they got the books for so cheap.
Some mixed lots and a few reference sections closed out the
auction, and everyone applauded weakly, too drained by the experience to do
anything else. I was in Monty Hall mode, cutting side deals and looking for one
particular bidder (who turned out to be a buyer for Powell’s, I think), who
outbid me on one of the last two lots I wanted. Granted, I only wanted half of
the books on the shelf; science fiction and mystery fiction reference books,
which ran across two shelves. The rest of the two shelves was a set of leather
bound journals. I had a hunch the guy who outbid me was wanting those journals,
and seeking him out, I was right.
I explained to him who I was and what I wanted, and we went
to the two shelves in question and agreed to a swap, right then and there. With
three auction staffers watching, he scooped all of the old leather books off of
my shelf, and replaced them with the reference books I wanted. Simple, really.
Elated by my success, I tried like hell to get some of the
book buyers to come out, have a drink, keep the carnival-like atmosphere
flowing, but suddenly the book nerds reverted to type, averting their eyes,
shuffling nervously, and muttering something about needing food and sleep.
Whatever, losers. The people I’d been talking to all weekend, or had met during
the course of the weekend, were all from different places, and as it turned
out, going back to those places. I really wanted a post mortem on this
experience, if not a dead dog party, and it just wasn’t going to happen.
As I waited in line for my turn to pay out (a lengthy, hour
long process, as you can well imagine), I was engaged in conversation by a guy
who came looking for me. He was one of the bidders vying for the Jazz lots. We
struck up a conversation around that, exchanged business cards, and I told him
about the Jack Teagarden museum and he let me in on his research project. We
agreed to try and help each other.
While talking over the sale, I mentioned my bittersweet
notion that I had helped destroy the thing that I loved. He shook his head and
said, “Naw, man, you gotta think of it like this: Larry’s setting those books
free, man. He’s got good book Karma for the rest of his life, man.”
The simplicity of that notion fairly stunned me. Here Larry
had traveled all over America, and he’d bought up all of these bookstores and
private collections, and gathered together this, this, this solid mass of books, fully forty years of pressure
on top of them, and then in one very big bang of a gesture, he just sent them
back out to the farthest reaches again. It was cosmic. It was beautiful. I
smiled and agreed with my new friend. “I hadn’t thought of it that way.”
“It’s the only way to think of it,” he assured me.
I’m smiling as I write this. Even Monday Morning
Quarterbacking it, his point is valid. Archer
City had served its purpose, allowing
these books to collect, and pile up, and become the legendary Texas version of the Library of Alexandria,
y’all, and it gave Larry a place from which to operate in relative solitude.
But at the end of the journey, the snake eats its tail, the universe resets,
the Alpha becomes the Omega, which becomes the Alpha.
Years from now, someone else will take up the quest that
Larry put down. Whoever it is will gather the books up and build another
repository of information, and it will take decades. It probably won’t be in Texas, but who really
knows? I won’t be around for it, but I hope that when it comes time for them to
retire, they will remember the story of The Last Book Sale and do the right
thing.
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
Walking With Blinders Through The Last Book Sale, Part 3
In case you missed them, here's Part 1 and Part 2
After lunch, my friend Tim met me at the auction. Tim had
been with me at the preview last week, and so he wanted to come watch the human
panoply of events unfold, if only for a couple of hours. We snuck him in
without a guest badge and were able to actually get seats, since, as predicted,
some people were only there for The McMurtry 100.
Everyone filed in, all loopy from lunch, and the bidding
resumed. Apparently the auctioneer and Larry had a conversation or something,
because suddenly the opening bids were fifty bucks for shelf lots. And a funny
thing happened; an auction broke out. People were jumping in at fifty bucks,
and hanging in until $150 or $200 or even more, depending on what section was
being auctioned.
A great many shelves went for fifty or seventy-five bucks.
And believe you me, our auctioneer made his displeasure known. I won a shelf
lot of miscellaneous art books, oversized picture and travel books (there were
ten books I wanted on that shelf) for fifty bucks. I bid, and I was the only
one, and when it was clear that no one else was jumping in on it, he said
“Sold, fifty dollars to Bidder Number THREE.”
Just like I was the fat mailman on Seinfield. What did I do? Anytime there were
no takers, he pulled the lot, refusing to go below fifty dollars. Hey, I can’t
blame him. Fifty bucks for two hundred books is a steal...if you can sell all
two hundred books. If you’re just buying ten books, then it’s five dollars a
book, and while that’s still a good price, you’ve got a hundred and ninety
bricks to get rid of or they will take up too much space on your shelves.
This is the crowd after it thinned out on Friday. |
Tim and I kibitzed with each other and my fellow bidders
while we waited on some lots to come up that I was bidding on. I had two lots
in particular that I was gunning for, and would not be dissuaded from acquiring
them, right up to the limit of my budget.
I paid strict attention as my section loomed near. The music section,
which was going more or less just like everything else: minimum numbers and a
scowl of frustration from the auctioneer. But I was bidding on two shelves full
of jazz books, and I knew in a Murphy’s Law kind of way that if any section
would go for more, it would be the jazz books.
And I was right. I got the first lot well within my budget,
since it was mostly jazz, but not completely. When he started the second shelf,
I cockily raised my card and heard the auctioneer start rapidly talking and
pointing. All of a sudden, he’s looking at me and saying, “Now a hundred...” I
kept my card up, and every time it came back around, I kept my card up, but it
was happening so fast, I didn’t have a chance to turn around and see who the
hell was bidding me up.
Finally, everyone dropped out, and I won the lot at the
limit of my single shelf budget. Victory, sure, but now I wanted to know: had I
missed something on the shelf? Was there some sort of rare, out of print, first
edition Jazz tome that I missed when I was looking the shelves over? There were
dealers in the room, and it’s no stretch to acknowledge they knew the market
better than me.
During the next break, I strolled over, after saying goodbye
to Tim, who was satisfied that the shelf lots he’d picked out all went for way
more than he was willing to spend. It’s nice to know you’ve got champagne
tastes, I think. Anyway, I took a look at the shelves, joining about a half
dozen other people, who were just as curious as me. No one had any answers. The
woman who bought the very next shelf, rock and country, was the same woman we’d
eaten barbecue with the night before, and she asked me if I wanted anything off
of the shelves. I quickly checked all of the Elvis books and saw that I had
them, and politely thanked her and declined.
A bidder came up to me and gave me his card, so that I could contact him
if I wanted to let any—ANY—of the jazz books go. He was just a fan, it turned
out. We were all scratching our heads.
I will skip to the end of the mystery for you: on Saturday,
I found the other two bidders. One was a musician, who came in just for the
Jazz books, and he dropped out at about $150, and the other was a book dealer
and jazz fan, who was bidding for himself, because he just wanted the books.
The bottom line: people who read also like jazz. In my case, I just happened to
line up with some fellow enthusiasts. When I told them the books were going
into a museum, they all felt a lot better about the fate of the books, and
apologized to me for running up the bids. All is fair in love and war and book
auctions.
With my major lots taken care of for the day, I took a break
from the floor and ran into the documentary film crew, who asked if they could
interview me. We found a kinda quiet place in one of the other buildings and I
told them my favorite Larry McMurtry story and they told me that they were
planning to do the film festival route and make this something that could go
into theaters. Cool. I like it when people are serious. We did about thirty
minutes, all together, and then I rejoined the auction.
“What number are they on?” I asked one of the guys in the
back of the room. He told me that they had finished with Booked Up #4 and were
about to start on the contents of Booked Up #3. Wow, I thought, they are moving
and grooving on this. I sat down, for the chairs were more and more plentiful
as the day wore on, and looked over my list. As I did, an unpleasant thought
ricocheted through me like Lee Harvey Oswald’s magic bullet.
I looked around at the long, tall shelves, all laid out in a
grid like the walls of some labyrinth of old, and I realized that the next time
I came to Archer City, this building would be closed and the shelves empty. My
favorite Booked Up was going away, and I helped to dismantle it. Me being here
was working against my own self-interests.
My Own Personal Labyrinth. |
See, I am a regular (insofar as Archer City
is concerned) at Booked Up. Ever since we moved to Middle of Nowhere, North Texas, some six years ago, I’ve been going twice a
year, without fail. Sometimes more if I was showing a guest where Archer City
was. It was a getaway for me. A place to go to recharge the batteries,
reconnect with literature, find strange reference books I didn’t know I needed
(and a few that I did), and in general spend a day, hanging out with one of my
most favorite things of all time, books. Just being in the bookstores at Archer City
was enough for me. It was always a nice day trip for me.
And I would be lying if I didn’t get a vicarious thrill out
of updating my Facebook status to the groans of envy from my other book-minded
friends in Austin
and the Metroplex. They knew the
reputation of the place. They were aware that going was akin to a pilgrimage
for the Texas Literary Set. I always respected Booked Up, but I don’t know if I
ever really appreciated it before now. And it was coming apart before my eyes.
Son of a bitch.
My wife joined me after the auction closed for the day. They
made it through two buildings in one day. Tomorrow, Booked Up #2 would sell,
and that would be that. I expressed some of my concerns to her, but the
excitement of seeing James McMurtry live trumped all. We’d gotten tickets, you
see, and this would be our first time to see him live.
I won’t go into it, because as it’s been famously noted
before, writing about music is like dancing about architecture. Let me just say
this: if you like strong songwriters who write about things of substance, and
use language like a surgical scalpel, and you like songwriters like Dylan and
Springsteen, you need to check out what James McMurtry does. Go onto whatever
you’re buying music on, and click on his songs and listen to the samples and
know that he is every bit as genius a storyteller as his father is.
We drove home invigorated and talking about the show. After
all, McMurtry played “Choctaw Bingo” and we agreed that it’s pretty much a
perfect song. Tomorrow was the final push, the last hurrah, and as you can
expect, I tossed and turned for hours before falling into a restless sleep.
Monday, August 13, 2012
Walking With Blinders Through The Last Book Sale, Part 2
The gas station in the movie is now the Visitor's Center. |
I slid into town on three and a half wheels Friday morning
(my tire is on order, so I’m driving with the donut on the back right side),
and squeezed into Booked Up #4, where the auction was taking place. It was standing room only, and everyone
looked worried and apprehensive. The auction staff wore masks of grim resolve
against the crush of bodies, the dangling boom mikes, and the interminable whir
and click of cameras. I ended up off to
the side, right up front, by the podium, along with five or six guys who were
taking pictures and writing notes. Great. Stuck with the press corps.
The air conditioner was working overtime, and it was a losing
battle, at that. There were just too many people crammed into a small space.
Everyone was fidgeting and mouth breathing and already the pressure was on. The
auctioneer informed the crowd that they were going to go fast, attempting to
sell a lot every thirty seconds or so. There would be no hemming and hawing. No
“Storage Wars” last minute Yuups like that bullying jackass Dave Hester does.
No, we’re going to fast and in a gentlemanly fashion. Right? Everyone ready?
Okay, here comes lot number one. We’ll open the bidding at one hundred and
fifty dollars.
There was silence. The air pressure in the room changed in a
fraction of a second. Suddenly, it was real. And it was going to get expensive,
real quick.
The auctioneer, stunned that forty yellow cards hadn’t
suddenly blossomed in the air before him, informed the crowd that there were
over 300 books on that shelf, and $150 dollars was a dirt cheap asking price. Someone in the back tentatively raised their
hand. The auctioneer proclaimed the lot sold, and we were off and running. Lot number two...let’s start the bidding at one hundred
and fifty dollars...one-fifty...how about one twenty five? That got a card in
the air. He sold that lot, and grimly plowed ahead with the same results. As
the lot numbers became books about theater and film criticism, the auctioneer
lowered the starting price to $100 and that seemed to stimulate folks a little
more. The shelves were selling for between $125 and $150, and we could all see
that it was pissing the auctioneer off something fierce.
When we got to lot one hundred, he proclaimed that we were
going to take a break, and then we’d start back in with The McMurtry 100. Yes,
of course! That’s why everyone was bidding so conservatively. It made perfect
sense. They were holding out for the valuable books, the marquee items. Duh!
I texted Cathy and asked her which books she wanted me to
try for. Several lot numbers came back at me and I quickly looked them up: the
Elmore Leonard first edition. Yeah, right, baby. Keep dreaming. The Tony
Hillerman first novel. Okay, that may be doable. A Frank Lloyd Wright book. I
can see that. And...The Mermaid and the
Messerschmitt. What? Cathy explained
to me that, in addition to being a very cool vintage-looking book with a great dust jacket, it was a memoir
about three sisters who lived in Poland at the time of the German
occupation. Okay, now it made sense, because that’s exactly the X-Y axis point
on the graph that would get Cathy’s interest; a heartwarming memoir, coupled
with great vintage graphics. Can you blame her? Can anyone?
The bidding resumed, and I scrounged a chair to sit down and
record the winning amounts for posterity. If you’ve looked at the list, you
know that there’s a weird, odd assortment of books on there—literature, art,
history, and education were well represented, of course, but then there’s some
of those strange things you find in libraries from time to time. Things like a
ledger containing 1,200 pages of original erotica writing, circa the 1940s,
commissioned by an Oklahoma
oilman, and a privately bound copy of something called Selective Blood Studies of Swine, which was exactly that.
Auctioning off The McMurtry 100. |
Lots were flying, and of course, everyone was waiting for
the first big marquee item: the first edition Elmore Leonard book. The
auctioneer reasonably started the bidding at $850. And once more, the only
sound heard was the distant chirping of the crickets. “You’re kidding me,” he
said, out loud. “Folks, it’s not going to get any cheaper than that, and you
all know it’s worth a hell of a lot more...” Nothing. The auctioneer’s face
started to redden. Someone in the back put a card in the air. Thank you, said
the auctioneer, trying to resume the natural order of bidding.
There were no other takers. He declared the lot sold, and
visibly slumped, defeated, in his chair. “You just stole that book, you know
that, right?”
Some of the lots had a lot
of action. The four volume Winston Churchill set went for $475 after a false
start. Or a false end. Or some sort of technical screwup that forced him to
reopen the bidding. I’m really not sure
who was in attendance that had never been to an auction before, but apparently
it was a lot of folks, because there was wriggling, strange hand signs, late
bids, and a lot of “Sir, I’m already got you in for a hundred. You don’t need
to bid yourself up” going around. One guy was standing in the back, partially
blocked from sight by a support pole, and was intent on scratching his nose with his bidding card. That’s not a rookie
mistake. That’s Mister Magoo action, right there. The auctioneer finally asked
him to please stop doing it, and the bidder more or less complied.
Many of the McMurtry 100 were selling for their reserve
price, thirty to forty dollars. Not the collectable stuff, mind you, but the
“interesting” and unusual selections. Again, can you blame anyone? Sure,
there’s some provenance associated with what has become a national story like
this auction, but you have to be into something as a collector to drop fifty
bucks on it. Or, in the case of Selective
Blood Studies of Swine, which sold for $110 dollars, I shit you not. Of
course, whoever bought that book was buying it as a found art object, and not
because he’s into porcine bloodletting. I hope.
The Hillerman book went up past my limit, but I hung in on
the Frank Lloyd Wright book and won it, which was a nice thing since both me
and Cathy like his design. Then we came to the last thing on her list: The Mermaid and the Messerschmitt. Well,
it’s so weird, the odds are pretty good that I can nab it for her at the
reserve. So I stuck my card up when he opened the bid at $40. Now fifty. Now
sixty. Now seventy. Now eighty. What the hell?
I dropped out of the bidding and saw who was gunning for the
book. This is her, right here. She won the prize for $90. I couldn’t believe
it. What was going on? What could she POSSIBLY want with that book? I resolved
to find out.
We broke for lunch and I found her, hanging outside the
diner, smoking. I walked up and said, “I was your competition for The Mermaid and the Messerschmitt. Sorry
about bidding you up.”
She immediately got chatty with me and said, “We’re not
going to fight about it, are we?”
I said no, of course not. “But I have to ask, what’s your
interest in the book?”
She took a drag off of her cigarette and answered, “Well,
after I got bid up on that swine blood book, I decided I was not going to get
outbid again!”
Unbelievable. The thought that Selective Blood Studies of Swine was responsible for me NOT getting
The Mermaid and the Messerschmitt
sank in. I took in her piercings, her tattoo-sleeved arms, and I realized that
she was buying the book ironically, and not because she was dying to read it.
Without meaning to be rude, I blurted out, “So, basically, you’re here just to
bid on the weird shit that falls in your wheelhouse?”
She grinned, busted. “Yeah, pretty much,” she confirmed.
I wished her good luck, and then drowned my sorrows with a
couple of corn dogs and a sweet tea. It was noon, and we had a long way to go.
Walking With Blinders Through The Last Book Sale, Part 1
I first heard about Larry McMurtry’s book auction back in
April. Booked Up, located in Archer City, Texas, is an oasis of literature and
culture in the otherwise bereft Middle of Nowhere, North
Texas. Four buildings on the town square, all filled with ten to
twelve foot tall shelves, each full to overflowing with books. So many books,
in fact, that they are grouped according to subject matter, according to store.
The first time you go, you need a full day to take it all in. It’s that many books.
450,000 tomes, conservatively estimated, and now McMurtry
made the announcement that he was liquidating three-fourths of that stock at
auction to be held in August. I immediately called and threw a barrage of
questions at the nice woman who works there and was told that the auction would
be done in shelf lots (the aforementioned ten foot tall monsters). Roughly 200
to 300 books per shelf. I did a quick mental calculation, got real dizzy, and
hung up. It was going to be epic.
As the weeks passed at a glacial rate, I went back through my
mental map of Booked Up and ticked off all of the books I’d been meaning to buy
over the years. I live only a short hour’s drive from Archer City,
and so for the past six years, I’ve used Booked Up as a kind of refuge to go
and recharge. Vernon has no bookstore, and for
that matter, neither does Wichita
Falls. And before you protest, let me assure you that
Hasting’s and Books-A-Million are not bookstores. Not really. Not like a good
used bookstore, which is often less about buying books and more about
reconnecting to a higher power. The Gods of Literature, or something I am
afraid to name, lest I take away its meaning. But I digress.
These are the smaller, 10' shelves. |
I’ve made the drive to Booked Up twice a year for the past six
years, without fail. Usually in the late Summer (when it’s hottest) and the
dead of Winter (when it’s freezing). Both extremes prove to be a challenge for
the mediocre HVAC systems that Booked Up employs. I’m not sure why I made those
times my scheduled trip windows; perhaps there’s a component of suffering that
I have to endure in order to justify coming home with fifty or sixty bucks
worth of books that I didn’t know I needed until I got there. I don’t know. But
one of my little tricks was to mentally remember which books I wanted to pick
up the next time I come to Archer City, both to help keep my purchases
reasonable, and also to remind me which sections to regularly check for new
stock.
Now that all of that was going away, I needed to get down to
Booked Up to make some notes for myself. Luckily, a preview of the store’s
contents was planned the week prior to the auction. I did take it as a good
sign that the auction would fall during the time of my usual summer pilgrimage.
I knew there were a couple of sections that I wanted to buy in total, because
they were my favorite sections and I was the only person who ever seemed to buy
anything off of those shelves. But I really didn’t know what else I wanted to
try for, because that’s the beauty of a used bookstore; you can’t know what’s
there, or even what you want, or what you may need, without browsing the
shelves. And all it takes is one or two careless shoppers or inattentive
shelvers and you will find great books in places you never expected to find them.
Glorious.
The registration process took forever. McMurtry brought in a
professional rare book auction group from Georgia, and they have their own
way of running things—not in a bad way, you understand. It made sense to have
these guys do the auction, since they were out of state, and maybe didn’t have
the ties, emotional or otherwise, to this unique situation. There was a hefty
registration fee (applied to whatever you win, of course) to discourage the
gawkers. I was told at that time that news of the auction had rippled through
the book store community and there would be people coming in from all over the
country to attend. Wow. But, I mused, it made perfect sense. McMurtry has been
a bookman legend for forty years, and had stores all over the country prior to
settling down in Archer
City. Of course everyone
would be here. Then I got my bidder number handed to me: three.
“Three?” I said, confused.
“Yeah,” the auctioneer said with an apologetic shrug, “not a
lot of folks have shown up yet.”
“How many do you expect?”
“Around a hundred serious buyers,” he replied. “Plus
guests.”
Guests. I must have looked confused, because he told me that
my entrance fee covered both me and a guest to the Thursday night activities.
My confusion deepened. To offset the kinda steep price and the
middle-of-nowhere-ness that is Archer
City, there would be a barbecue
dinner after the Thursday preview, followed by a screening of The Last Picture Show at the Royal
Theater. This would be the same Royal Theater that was featured in The Last Picture Show. Oh, and Larry
McMurtry would be onhand to introduce the movie personally. I turned to my friend and said, “You realize
that I now have to bring my wife to this, or she’ll kill me.”
“I completely understand,” he said, for he too knows my
wife, who is a brisket junkie and a fan of Texas films. This combo would be too much
for her to pass up.
Buoyed by this new information, we traipsed through Booked
Up #4, Booked Up #3, and Booked Up #2, taking notes, writing titles down, and
always keeping a loose running tab of how much this was going to cost us.
Conduits outside of Booked Up #4. |
Several hours later, we found ourselves back in #2, which
was auction headquarters, and I managed to finesse some information out of the
auctioneer, who apparently found me non-threatening as I was not a bookseller.
With so many books per shelf, and so many shelves full of great stuff, the
auction house was planning to start the bidding at around $125 to $150 a lot.
My eyebrows shot up over my head. I was afraid of this. He laid out their
rationale: three to four dollars a book was a steal, especially since so many
shelves had such great books on them. He’s thinking, of course, of the
wonderful 19th century leather and cloth-bound stock that makes up a
large chunk of Booked Up #3. I was thinking about, say, writing reference in
Booked Up #4, with three copies of the Chicago
Manual of Style and an assortment of thesauri and other such titles that
would be labeled “dead stock” in any used bookstore in the country.
But I didn’t say anything. This was, after all, his rodeo,
and while I’ve been to many an auction in my time, there was nothing in my
experience to cover something this vast, this intrinsic in nature. After all,
what I would pay for a shelf full of writer’s reference books and what YOU
would pay for a shelf full of the same are vastly different numbers. It’s
always—always—a question of what value you personally place on any given item.
We talked a little bit about The McMurtry 100,
a shelf full of lots that would be sold singly, all hand picked by Larry
McMurtry as representative and indicative of his varied and interesting stock. We were both impressed by the Elmore Leonard
first edition. Then I hit him with the sixty-four thousand dollar question of
the day: what was the minimum reserve for the shelf lots.
He looked uncomfortable as he confided that well, he didn’t
think they would get down that far, but certainly no lower than fifty to eighty
dollars a shelf. That would be criminal, practically stealing the books, he
said. I agreed, but I also had to bite my tongue. There would be Texas booksellers in the
crowd, along with other folks from other states. I don’t know how it goes in
places like Washington or Vermont,
but in Texas,
it’s buy low and sell high. If there’s one book on the shelf worth fifty bucks,
Texas bookmen
will shoot for that one book, try to buy that shelf for fifty bucks, and then
put a dollar on all of the other books, on the rationalization that if they
sell that fifty dollar book, everything else is pure profit. This of course
ignores the fact that all of those books take up real estate, valuable shelf
space, in any book operation, up to and including operations that don’t have
four bookstores’ worth of room. But he
seemed confident that it wouldn’t be an issue, and so on the way home, as we
discussed the sale, I mentally added several hundred dollars to my budget for
this little excursion.
Far Too Few Words About Joe Kubert
One of my favorite--one of everyone's favorite--artists has left us. Joe Kubert was a Golden Age great who only got better with age. A gifted artist and storyteller, he was generous with his time and talent and he created a body of work that is still vibrant and relevant today.
I got to meet him in 1994, at my first San Diego Comic-Con. This was before it was the giant mega-media-multi-stravaganza that it is now. Back then, you could go there and meet comic book creators. But I digress. I had brought with me a copy of The Great Comic Book Heroes, a hardcover reprint book that featured, among other things, Kubert's work on the Golden Age Hawkman.
He smiled when he saw the book, and I was able to blurt out that he was one of my all time favorite artists. He said, "thank you so much!" and held out his hand for me to shake. I took it and told him thanks for my childhood. The war comics you drew helped me establish a connection with my father that I otherwise wouldn't have had. He said, very sincerely, "You're welcome." And that was that. He shook my hand with the same hand that had drawn some of my favorite comics ever. It still gives me goose bumps to think about it.
Kubert was one of the first artists I could recognize by style. This is pretty significant at the age of 8 and 9 years old. I could spot a Kubert cover a mile away. Unfortunately, I hadn't yet picked up on the trick of getting a great artist to illustrate a dynamic cover to sell mediocre insides. Well, actually, that's not fair to the stable of great artists who worked on the DC war comics in the sixties and seventies. But when you are expecting Joe Kubert and you get anyone else...it kinda pales in comparison.
I was always attracted to Kubert's lush and vibrant line work. He could be precise when he needed to, drawing tanks and warbirds and M-16s as the story dictated, but his figures in motion, and especially in comics like Tor and Tarzan, were loose and graceful and expressive. He was a masculine artist, but he was also capable of great humanity, a trait that first showed up in his excellent tenure on the DC war comics line and continued with various projects to the day he died.
As big a fan as I was of Sgt. Rock, I was an even bigger fan of Enemy Ace. This was something that only Bob Kannigher and Joe Kubert could have pulled off: a World War I flying ace who is so skilled he is known as the "Hammer from Hell" and is as much feared as he is respected by his men. His superiors don't understand him, and so, feeling alone, he wanders out in the woods where he is regularly visited by a large wolf, in whom he confides his conflicted nature about being ordered to kill. Oh yeah, and he's a German.
It's fair to say that those comics, and so many others that Kubert made come to life with his amazing thunderbolt of a right arm, are a big part of what shaped my philosophy on war and conflict. They taught me that there were people, real people, on both sides of the gun, and who they were and how they acted had nothing to do with their political beliefs.
As a cover artist, he was one of the greatest ever. Kubert could capture the absolute crux of a story without giving anything away and draw you in and make you want to buy the comic, if only to see how it plays out. I think that many times, his dynamic cover composition trumped the stories he was depicting. Take a look at this cover from Our Army At War. It's one of my all time favorites, and a great example of what I was talking about earlier.
See, these Kannigher and Kubert war comics were always about something else. World War II was the vehicle for telling these stories, but not the reason. They never glorified the war, but they were quick to point out real bravery and valor, wherever it could be found. They also didn't shy away from controversial subject matter--and this was during the Viet Nam war, on top of everything else.
I don't mean to keep going on about the war comics. Kubert could draw anything, and he did, for decades. His Hawkman comics are legendary, as was his run on Tarzan. In the seventies, he started an art school specifically designed to make comic book artists. So many talented people ran through that school: Steve Bissette, Tom Mandrake, Rags Morales, Rick Vietch, Tim Truman, Alex Maleev, Amanda Conner, Steve Lieber, Lee Weeks, and of course, his own sons, Adam and Andy, just to name a few. It's amazing what he did with his time and talent. So many of his graduates are artists I collect and have enjoyed for years.
Kubert never stopped drawing. He got picky with his jobs, because he could, but he always returned to certain characters and themes: war, conflict, action, and always, humanity in crisis. In the 1996, he drew the graphic novel, Fax From Sarajevo, a real-time war account of the conflict in Bosnia, taking faxes from his friend and fellow cartoonist, Ervin Rustemagic, and creating somber pictures of the war-torn city and the struggle for survival. Not surprisingly, it won the Eisner and the Harvey for that year.
I never stopped buying his work, never stopped appreciating him. I'm very glad I got the chance to tell him that, but I know I was just one of millions of people over the years who said the same thing or nearly just to him. I also know this: I'm sure he personally thanked, very sincerely, every single one of them, just as he did with me. He was that kind of guy. Supremely talented, tempered with grace and humility. We are the poorer for his passing, all of us--but most especially the comics industry.
Rest in Peace, Joe Kubert. And thank you. For everything.
I got to meet him in 1994, at my first San Diego Comic-Con. This was before it was the giant mega-media-multi-stravaganza that it is now. Back then, you could go there and meet comic book creators. But I digress. I had brought with me a copy of The Great Comic Book Heroes, a hardcover reprint book that featured, among other things, Kubert's work on the Golden Age Hawkman.
He smiled when he saw the book, and I was able to blurt out that he was one of my all time favorite artists. He said, "thank you so much!" and held out his hand for me to shake. I took it and told him thanks for my childhood. The war comics you drew helped me establish a connection with my father that I otherwise wouldn't have had. He said, very sincerely, "You're welcome." And that was that. He shook my hand with the same hand that had drawn some of my favorite comics ever. It still gives me goose bumps to think about it.
Kubert was one of the first artists I could recognize by style. This is pretty significant at the age of 8 and 9 years old. I could spot a Kubert cover a mile away. Unfortunately, I hadn't yet picked up on the trick of getting a great artist to illustrate a dynamic cover to sell mediocre insides. Well, actually, that's not fair to the stable of great artists who worked on the DC war comics in the sixties and seventies. But when you are expecting Joe Kubert and you get anyone else...it kinda pales in comparison.
I was always attracted to Kubert's lush and vibrant line work. He could be precise when he needed to, drawing tanks and warbirds and M-16s as the story dictated, but his figures in motion, and especially in comics like Tor and Tarzan, were loose and graceful and expressive. He was a masculine artist, but he was also capable of great humanity, a trait that first showed up in his excellent tenure on the DC war comics line and continued with various projects to the day he died.
As big a fan as I was of Sgt. Rock, I was an even bigger fan of Enemy Ace. This was something that only Bob Kannigher and Joe Kubert could have pulled off: a World War I flying ace who is so skilled he is known as the "Hammer from Hell" and is as much feared as he is respected by his men. His superiors don't understand him, and so, feeling alone, he wanders out in the woods where he is regularly visited by a large wolf, in whom he confides his conflicted nature about being ordered to kill. Oh yeah, and he's a German.
It's fair to say that those comics, and so many others that Kubert made come to life with his amazing thunderbolt of a right arm, are a big part of what shaped my philosophy on war and conflict. They taught me that there were people, real people, on both sides of the gun, and who they were and how they acted had nothing to do with their political beliefs.
As a cover artist, he was one of the greatest ever. Kubert could capture the absolute crux of a story without giving anything away and draw you in and make you want to buy the comic, if only to see how it plays out. I think that many times, his dynamic cover composition trumped the stories he was depicting. Take a look at this cover from Our Army At War. It's one of my all time favorites, and a great example of what I was talking about earlier.
See, these Kannigher and Kubert war comics were always about something else. World War II was the vehicle for telling these stories, but not the reason. They never glorified the war, but they were quick to point out real bravery and valor, wherever it could be found. They also didn't shy away from controversial subject matter--and this was during the Viet Nam war, on top of everything else.
I don't mean to keep going on about the war comics. Kubert could draw anything, and he did, for decades. His Hawkman comics are legendary, as was his run on Tarzan. In the seventies, he started an art school specifically designed to make comic book artists. So many talented people ran through that school: Steve Bissette, Tom Mandrake, Rags Morales, Rick Vietch, Tim Truman, Alex Maleev, Amanda Conner, Steve Lieber, Lee Weeks, and of course, his own sons, Adam and Andy, just to name a few. It's amazing what he did with his time and talent. So many of his graduates are artists I collect and have enjoyed for years.
Kubert never stopped drawing. He got picky with his jobs, because he could, but he always returned to certain characters and themes: war, conflict, action, and always, humanity in crisis. In the 1996, he drew the graphic novel, Fax From Sarajevo, a real-time war account of the conflict in Bosnia, taking faxes from his friend and fellow cartoonist, Ervin Rustemagic, and creating somber pictures of the war-torn city and the struggle for survival. Not surprisingly, it won the Eisner and the Harvey for that year.
I never stopped buying his work, never stopped appreciating him. I'm very glad I got the chance to tell him that, but I know I was just one of millions of people over the years who said the same thing or nearly just to him. I also know this: I'm sure he personally thanked, very sincerely, every single one of them, just as he did with me. He was that kind of guy. Supremely talented, tempered with grace and humility. We are the poorer for his passing, all of us--but most especially the comics industry.
Rest in Peace, Joe Kubert. And thank you. For everything.
Friday, August 10, 2012
Cthulhu Beer (My Dark Secret)
I used to work for Chessex Manufacturing, out in Berkeley, California as their editor in chief for their creative division. It was one the coolest, and also one of the most frustrating jobs I ever had. I won't go into it here, because it's a tale best told over beer, and with some help from my friend Weldon Adams, who was there with me. The story is more of a performance piece, really. It requires props and a brief intermission for a costume change. Ask me about it at a convention sometime.
But that's not why I called you here today. I am coming clean about something that has taken on a kind of cool cult status in popular culture. I'm the guy who originated Cthulhu barware. I know that seems like a small distinction of note, but bear with me. I'll try to make it relevant.
Chessex Manufacturing was making etched glasses, among other things, in the mid to late 1990s. Stuff like Vampire: The Masquerade wine glasses with the creepy ankh logo on them. This was in addition to their regular line of gaming accessories, dice, battle mats, dice, vinyl book covers, dice, gaming bric-a-brac, dice lead miniature cases, dice, paint, dice, and oh yeah, speckled dice.
Weldon was in charge of research and development, and that job was only slightly more glamorous than my job title of editor in chief. He and I together worked on roughly 75% of the line projects together in some way. He had a few of his own things going, as did I, but since we lived and worked together, there was a lot of cross-contamination. Anyway.
As was the usual deal back then, we needed to put out something new. Some new product. Something to generate cash, and quick. And so we were all feeling the pressure. Weldon mentioned that he'd like to do something with the glassware. We'd already made Vampire clan glasses to go with the T-shirts, and there were some coffee cups with biohazard printed on them (we didn't come up with that), and those projects were pretty easy to do. But what? Weldon wanted to do pint glasses, but that wasn't really a Vampire-ish thing. Hey, we needed new glasses for the apartment. What can I tell you?
I don't know where the idea came from, but I first suggested fake beer labels with a cthuloid slant to them, but played straight, as if they were actual beers from an actual tavern--and Weldon said, "you mean, like the Whateley Ale House?" Perfect. So, off we go, and since I was all hepped up with the Lovcraftian references, I worked with our house artist, Chris McGee, to design three different logos: Arkham Pale Ale, Dunwich Dark, and Innsmouth Stout (which had the awesome slogan, "Taste the Taint"). We designed them to look like real beer labels, and as an afterthought, Weldon suggested a pitcher with the Whateley Ale House logo--a dancing satyr.
We made sets out of three glasses and a pitcher, and also offered the glasses for sale separately. The sets were limited to five hundred and were signed and authenticated as actual barware from this non-existent brew pub. Everyone liked the logos, so we also offered them as T-shirts.
The powers-that-be got their wish. The sets sold--in fact, they oversold and had to allocate them. Cool. Ditto the glasses and the T-shirts. It was one of the top selling lines that month. We shipped everything to the game stores across the country, and the products were instantly sucked up as if with a Dyson Sphere.
And that's my story. Chessex never went back to print on any of them. In fact, shortly after that, both me and Weldon left the company and they changed hands several times. Chessex manufacturing is still around, making dice, paints, cases, and so forth. But they haven't made anything that cool in a long, long time.
Now other people have made barware, but I don't think theirs is as cool as ours was. I have always loved the idea of a shirt or a glass that, if you aren't a geek, looks completely legitimate to them. These beer labels did that.
Years later, at an ArmadilloCon, a friend of a friend was introduced to me, and he was wearing a Dunwich Dark T-shirt. I hadn't seen one since I was in California, and when I told him that I had designed that, he practically fell to his knees to thank me. The shirt, he informed me, was responsible for a lot of his geek cred. In fact, he confided, he also had the Arkham Pale Ale shirt, but he'd stored it in his garage and some rats got ahold of it...which, if you know your Lovecraft, makes the shirt one hundred times cooler. He still wore that one on special occasions. I didn't ask what those were.
Curious, I went home and looked up the barware and was shocked to find it selling for over a hundred bucks at online auctions. If you have any of these, hold on to them. They are legit collector's items. And here's the rub: I lost my set of glasses in a move. Weldon never even got a set to begin with. Of all the stuff I've ever worked on, those slipped through my fingers. But at least I can show you what the logos looked like. I think they hold up. These were scanned off of the glasses themselves, hence the quality, but you get the idea.
Looking back over this post, I see now that I failed to make it relevant in any way, shape or form. It just comes off as self-indulgent. Sorry about that. I was very excited to find these logos online, having not seen them in over a decade, and wanted to share them with you.
At least now you know what I want for Christmas!
But that's not why I called you here today. I am coming clean about something that has taken on a kind of cool cult status in popular culture. I'm the guy who originated Cthulhu barware. I know that seems like a small distinction of note, but bear with me. I'll try to make it relevant.
Chessex Manufacturing was making etched glasses, among other things, in the mid to late 1990s. Stuff like Vampire: The Masquerade wine glasses with the creepy ankh logo on them. This was in addition to their regular line of gaming accessories, dice, battle mats, dice, vinyl book covers, dice, gaming bric-a-brac, dice lead miniature cases, dice, paint, dice, and oh yeah, speckled dice.
Weldon was in charge of research and development, and that job was only slightly more glamorous than my job title of editor in chief. He and I together worked on roughly 75% of the line projects together in some way. He had a few of his own things going, as did I, but since we lived and worked together, there was a lot of cross-contamination. Anyway.
As was the usual deal back then, we needed to put out something new. Some new product. Something to generate cash, and quick. And so we were all feeling the pressure. Weldon mentioned that he'd like to do something with the glassware. We'd already made Vampire clan glasses to go with the T-shirts, and there were some coffee cups with biohazard printed on them (we didn't come up with that), and those projects were pretty easy to do. But what? Weldon wanted to do pint glasses, but that wasn't really a Vampire-ish thing. Hey, we needed new glasses for the apartment. What can I tell you?
I don't know where the idea came from, but I first suggested fake beer labels with a cthuloid slant to them, but played straight, as if they were actual beers from an actual tavern--and Weldon said, "you mean, like the Whateley Ale House?" Perfect. So, off we go, and since I was all hepped up with the Lovcraftian references, I worked with our house artist, Chris McGee, to design three different logos: Arkham Pale Ale, Dunwich Dark, and Innsmouth Stout (which had the awesome slogan, "Taste the Taint"). We designed them to look like real beer labels, and as an afterthought, Weldon suggested a pitcher with the Whateley Ale House logo--a dancing satyr.
We made sets out of three glasses and a pitcher, and also offered the glasses for sale separately. The sets were limited to five hundred and were signed and authenticated as actual barware from this non-existent brew pub. Everyone liked the logos, so we also offered them as T-shirts.
The powers-that-be got their wish. The sets sold--in fact, they oversold and had to allocate them. Cool. Ditto the glasses and the T-shirts. It was one of the top selling lines that month. We shipped everything to the game stores across the country, and the products were instantly sucked up as if with a Dyson Sphere.
And that's my story. Chessex never went back to print on any of them. In fact, shortly after that, both me and Weldon left the company and they changed hands several times. Chessex manufacturing is still around, making dice, paints, cases, and so forth. But they haven't made anything that cool in a long, long time.
Now other people have made barware, but I don't think theirs is as cool as ours was. I have always loved the idea of a shirt or a glass that, if you aren't a geek, looks completely legitimate to them. These beer labels did that.
Years later, at an ArmadilloCon, a friend of a friend was introduced to me, and he was wearing a Dunwich Dark T-shirt. I hadn't seen one since I was in California, and when I told him that I had designed that, he practically fell to his knees to thank me. The shirt, he informed me, was responsible for a lot of his geek cred. In fact, he confided, he also had the Arkham Pale Ale shirt, but he'd stored it in his garage and some rats got ahold of it...which, if you know your Lovecraft, makes the shirt one hundred times cooler. He still wore that one on special occasions. I didn't ask what those were.
Curious, I went home and looked up the barware and was shocked to find it selling for over a hundred bucks at online auctions. If you have any of these, hold on to them. They are legit collector's items. And here's the rub: I lost my set of glasses in a move. Weldon never even got a set to begin with. Of all the stuff I've ever worked on, those slipped through my fingers. But at least I can show you what the logos looked like. I think they hold up. These were scanned off of the glasses themselves, hence the quality, but you get the idea.
Looking back over this post, I see now that I failed to make it relevant in any way, shape or form. It just comes off as self-indulgent. Sorry about that. I was very excited to find these logos online, having not seen them in over a decade, and wanted to share them with you.
At least now you know what I want for Christmas!
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